Friday, October 3, 2008

who's sarah marshall?

I'm already Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Why? Mila Kunis!!

Alright, so yea. I'm gay. BUT-- I just watched FSM and I am completely smitten. I occasionally watched That 70s Show a few years ago and always thought, eh, she's a cute little girl. She's morphed from cute-schoolgirl type to an extremely beautiful woman! For some reason, I just couldn't take my eyes off her in every scene. If I were straight, I would be completely in love. I'm not, so don't get your hopes up.

And fyi, the penis flashes in FSM, however gross they may have been, are a welcome change to the frequent boob and cooter shots in every big Hollywood movie these days. Every flick I've rented over the past couple weeks has been overboard with the T&A, ad nauseam. If only more actors would drop their drawers and forget about male nudity being taboo... the world would be a better place! Jason Segel, star of FSM, was pretty unattractive to me at the beginning of the movie and I nearly gagged at the sight of his twigs and berries. Throughout the movie, though, he seemed to become more and more attractive, don't ask me why. I guess a sensitive guy will get me every time! (..and maybe because I'm not used to the idea of a sensitive man..)

If you haven't seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall yet, definitely grab a copy or rent it. Gags and bloopers were hilarious, and omg if they put on a full scale rendition of "Dracula: The Rock Opera", I'm definitely buying tickets!

No comments: