how very.

ALRIGHT, why did I never watch Heathers before? I think I thought it was something else and since I'm finally getting into 80s and early 90s movies that I should have been into back when I was a kid, I'm finding all these gems that everyone's already seen before.


So its totally like Mean Girls at the beginning but I wish it would've stayed like that. The suicide stuff was interesting although it got really old for me, really fast.

I took the liberty of jotting down a few of my favorite lines, they're all from the beginning of the movie. For some reason, there weren't many good ones for the rest of the movie.

"She's such a pillowcase."

"...I'd spew burrito chunks."

"What is your damage, Heather?"

"PUNCH IT IN!" (Yep, totally finding someone to do this with. My little sister already shot me down though, dammit.)

"...Come on people, lets give that leftover lunch money to people who don't have lunches."
"GOD, aren't they fed yet??"
"Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?"

"F*ck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?"

And finally...

HOW VERY. (I'm totally using that one tomorrow.)